September 2011
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Do people still fall for this bologna?
Tue, September 27, 2011 5:36:35 AMRegards from Dr.Christopher JohnsonFrom:Dr.Christopher Johnson <hnbvgfd@gmail.com>To:
Dear Sir/ Madam, How are you today? I hope fine, I know this Email will come to you as a big surprise, the truth is i got your Email contact from an ADVERT Magazine on the Internet and decided to contact you regarding this Business Proposal, the reason why i...
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Coffee Party meets Tea Party at a trans-partisan... →
I’ve thrown around this idea for years. To too many people, the Constitution is a holy document. It wasn’t our first one, people!
Dear Students
If you continue to defy me, thinking that I will give up and let you do what you want:
Think again.
Sincerely,
Your teacher.
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I told my tutoring students that if they behaved...
I guess that wasn’t a good enough incentive for them.
They just don’t understand the awesomeness of vinyl, yet.
One student described records as giant black CDs.
My job is to educate them, though… They will learn.
televisionblues asked: YES! THAT IS WHAT I SAW!
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kalinified replied to your post: A snippet from a paper I graded tonight:
This is so ridiculous it’s hilarious.
I asked him about it today, and he said:
“You said we could write anything we wanted about our favorite holiday, and once I got started, I was having fun!”
Hard to argue with that….haha
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A snippet from a paper I graded tonight:
My mommy is going to fire you because you are not celebrating independent day. Independent day is for celebrating America’s birthday and your not celebrating it, you are just so bad. 1 year later you are still not celebrating independent day again I tell you that Independent day is for celebrating America’s birthday if you don’t celebrate you are just so, so, so, so, so, so,...
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I'm starting to realize that I'll always have the...
I’m starting to get used to it.
Doesn’t make it any more comfortable, though.
Just starting to feel like my new normal.
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We Remember - AND Magazine →
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History
It’s everyone’s first reaction on this day to say “where you were” when you heard about the plane crashing into the first tower of The World Trade Center. I won’t recount that here. It’s like many other such stories because I was at school, as so many of us were. I’ve nothing new to add to that conversation.
Where my mind goes on the decade mark of that...
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I'm feeling some old school crooners tonight.
Sinatra is on the turntable, and his friend Sammy is ready to take his place in awhile.
Nat King Cole will get some love, too.
I wanted to go really old school….
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Eddie Murphy high on list to host Oscars - report... →
I’m on board with this. Hope it happens.
Jessica Chastain says she didn't plan to be in... →
I basically have a girl crush on her right now.
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Grandma: You can't meet a man at church, you know. There's too many men who go to church just to find a woman and then once they get married they never go again.
My Mom and I: ....
Grandma: You know where you go? What's that place where you get coffee?
Me: Starbucks?
Grandma: Yes! Starbucks! There's a lot of people in there. That's where you meet people.
My Mom: Lauren just goes in there with her book or laptop and doesn't talk to anyone.
Me: Except for when that guy complimented my shoes. He was probably gay, though.
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Student: Miss, who is the best basketball player in the world?
Me: Ummm, Dirk Nowitzki.
Student: (To another student) SEEEE! I TOLD YOU!
Gotta love being an elementary school teacher. Your word is law.
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